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Do’s and Don’ts in Style

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No. 38: Wear a suit because you want to, not because you have to.

No. 33: If you talk the talk, walk the walk.

No. 31: Dance with her…or somebody else will.* (This rule is really important, specially to me. Just dance, but don’t be a Michael Jackson nor Chris Brown, never.)

*This rule requires no dance skills whatsoever. A little (liquid) confidence should do the trick.

No. 24: A “Thank you” is always best received on paper.

No. 18: “You know who wear sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.”- Larry David

No. 14: You look the way you look…Don’t ask to review the picture.

No. 10: “If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation”. – Don Draper

From The Dapper Dude

Rules to Live By

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Rule No. 442: Only acceptable pick-up line: “Hi, my name is (insert your name), what’s yours?”

Rule No. 237 It is always unacceptable to refuse a woman’s request to dance.

Rule No. 441: Never utter the words I and love and you if you’ve had more than three drinks.

Rule No. 681: Always the smile. Sometimes the nod. Never the wink.

Rule No. 454: People who begin sentences by saying “With all due respect,” are in fact preparing to impart loads of disrespect.

Rule No. 415: At the checkout counter on your third date, if she says, “Oh wait, we’re gonna need chocolate syrup,” don’t ask what for, just go get it.

RuleNo. 448: If you ask about her previous boyfriend and she gets a small, wistful smile on her face, change the subject.

Rule No. 859: Online, never “friend” a coworker, much less a superior or a subordinate.

Rule No. 860: Should a superior “friend” you, accept; should a coworker “friend” you, exercise prejudice; should a subordinate “friend” you, ignore.

Rule No. 869: Rarely postpone.

Rule No. 870: Never cancel.

Rule no. 169: You cut the fat, you cut the flavor.

From Esquire.