I’m really excited about the new TV show, New Girl (pilot episode is scheduled to air on the 20th but it’s currently available as free download on iTunes and available for streaming on Hulu and Fox.com).
Spoilers alert!
So Jess, being played by Zooey Deschanel, wanted to surprise his boyfriend (who isn’t good-looking!!!) and ended up finding the guy with another girl.
Cece (Jess’ model bestfriend) : Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.
That’s how Jess met the guys who was looking for a new roomate on Craiglist. L-R Damon Wayans Jr. as Coach, Jake Johnson (II) as Nick and Max Greenfield as Schmidt
Max Greenfield “The Douchebag” Schmidt. He puts a dollar in the jar whenever he’s being a douch *best idea*
Jess sulks and cries over the movie Dirty Dancing until Schmidt though it’s time for her to get a “rebound” guy. Isn’t she adorable when she cries?
Schmidt: I’ll be like your guide.
Jessica: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Schmidt: Probably notlike.. ok, first of all lets just, lets take the Lord of the Rings references, lets put them in a deep dark cave.OK? Where no one’s gonna find them. Ever.
Jessica: Except Smeagol. (whispering) He lives in a cave.
She agrees and went out with the guys. She saw a cute guy and Schmidt told her to go up to the guy and smile. She does the following faces, and of course Schmidt told her not to do them.
She ends up doing this!!!
Jess: You know what happens to people who keep it all inside? They get old and they get sad and they get weird. And then you’re the old man yelling at the kids who are running across your yard and you’re telling them ‘don’t run across my yard, my life is filled with regret. You can’t just pretend it didn’t happen.
Nick: Or I could be more like you, Jess, and pretend to live on a sparkly rainbow, drive a unicorn around, and just sing all the time.
Jess: Yeah! I think you should sing all the time.
Nick: No I was being mean. I’m not gonna do that Jess.
Jess: Why not? It’s fun!
Nick: Because I have a penis.
Jess: My name is Nick, I have a penis and I’m not gonna let any feelings out!
I love this show a lot already!
I love Zooey Deschanel she’s amazing. I love her music and Hello Giggles and her movies, 500 Days of Summer belongs to the list of Favorite Movies Of All Time, so it’s really nice to see more of her on TV.
